: JACX14 First Aired: March 15, 2020 Guest Starring: Brett Gelman Featuring: Stewie Griffin, Brian Also Appearing: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Quagmire, Cleveland, Donna, Cleveland Brown, Jr., Roberta Tubbs, Rallo, Joe, Bonnie, Kevin Swanson, Jerome, Rupert, Bozo the Clown, Flat Stanley, James Taylor, Sylvester Stallone, Chris Hemsworth Musical Numbers: Graduation (Friends Forever) Director: Jerry Langford. A lot. - From Method to Madness Yes, this is the "odd speech" cited in our Yelp reviews. Next Episode. What I like about Chris (voiced by Seth Green) is the things he says show that he takes after his father when it comes to intelligence and common sense. Take one. Asian Guy: STEWIE! It's from The Da Vinci Code, and the answer is 2-3-5-. Synopsis. That's impossible. Oh. And not just... ( honks twice ) also... ( blows slide whistle ) and even... ( boinging ). I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth about Chris being a smart baby. Guys, guys, guys, you're thinking too hard. What can I get you guys tonight? It's going to change the world, just like James Taylor changed rock and roll. For a one-year old baby, Stewie has had more jobs than a majority of the people who watch the show have ever had, ... they both walk off into the sunset. I guess this season Stewie will … Removing those parts of your DNA doesn't make you smarter. Can I get some of those tiny square napkins? Okay, where do people leave their keys when they come into a room? Yeah, he was. ♪ We remember ♪ Reinforced vinyl hose with 2 position spray/stream nozzle Measures 5 Feet in Length › See more product details Hi again. No. All kinds of veins everywhere. You did it! I guess they moved to more of a "gay baby" story line rather than the diabolical baby story line. For those of you who've never played before, the game is simple. Stewie decides to stop the process by rearranging his DNA, but ends up reverting himself to a real baby. Wish me luck, Flat Stanley. No, I'm on medication, so I can't drink, okay? That is why you bring a dog with you everywhere you go. When Brian tries to use the device to turn Stewie back into his normal self after he becomes a regular baby, the computer tries to prompt him to select a Chris Hemsworth haircut and shows a live-action picture of Chris as Thor. This is my new invention: a gene-altering device, or GAD. But as far as I'm concerned, you've lost the bubbles. Brian moves out, so new Brian moves in. All right, the name in the address book is Anthony Fibonacci. I wish I could go back to before this whole thing happened and tell him he's right. To fill out the remaining time, the show presents a Pixar-like short of Cleveland having difficulties while delivering mail. His name is in the address book in your desk, but you can't find the key. Previous Episode Our family kind of has an unfair advantage. He said we're a bunch of basic bitches. They might be hanging around.". That's stupid, or is it? Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Aw, he's gonna hate me for changing this one. Whatever, Stewie. Now the bride and groom would like to share a moment of silence to honor the family members who have passed. Family Guy 's eighth season first aired on the Fox network in twenty-one episodes from September 27, 2009, to May 23, 2010, before being released as two DVD box sets and in syndication. If we can't drink, we might as well lock ourselves in a room with no windows. Brian's talking crap about you guys to Stewie! Are you doing the keto diet so you lose a bunch of weight and it makes you look like you got a mascot head? The missing numbers are what we need to unlock the keypad on the door. My God, I can't get back to regular Stewie. They're all good. The episode features Stewie after he is attacked at an outdoor party by Joe's infant daughter, Susie. MacFarlane based Stewie's accent on the voice of English actor Rex Harrison, particularly on Harrison's performance in the 1964 musical drama film My Fair Lady. Stewie, from Family Guy, is a diabolical baby and evil genius who wants to dominate the world and kill his mother Lois. He seeks help from Chris, without luck. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. So, do you think you can help me get him back to normal? But the man is not his father and is actually Stewie, 30 years into the future. You guys want to bet on who finishes first? What's up, fellas? Oh, oh, you're waiting for me to keep going. (Lois places Stewie into the washing machine) Stewie: Lois, what are you doing!? [Stewie turns back to normal] Stewie: Brian! Stewie was born on September 11, 1998 to Lois and Peter Griffin. Go to the kitchen and grab eight to ten dish towels. Hey, Chris, watch. Stewart Gilligan Griffin, a.k.a. ♪ Friends forever. Did you think you were the only smart baby in this family? It's got to be on the computer somewhere. The first time we see Stewie's birth is in a flashback in \"Chitty Chitty Death Bang\", where a doctor discovers a map of Europe in Lois' vagina, shortly after delivering Stewie. Guy! Messing around with your DNA could have dire consequences. He seeks help from Chris, without luck. But he solved a Rubik's Cube. I'm sorry. In revenge, Stewie has Brian drown his future self in order to restore the timeline. I can fix this, but not if you don't trust me. Huh? Nothing, it's stupid. Yes, this current talk is being videotaped and will be used as my legal release of responsibility if aforementioned toe-eating rats were to nibble, bite or maul any of the present participants' toes. Hi. "Would you like to first see a photo of what you're turning down?" My cousin's getting married this weekend. I'll have just, like, a... a chicken salad or something. No. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Brian, if I was such a basic bitch, would I be wearing solid black umpire's shoes? A great way to talk like a baby is to watch interactive baby TV programs and try to participate. I can't control the DNA I was given, but now I can control the DNA I want to keep. Everything is fine. Lycanthropy is an inherited genetic condition, and a person can only be a werewolf if they are born to at least one werewolf parent; they cannot be turned by bite or scratch as is commonly believed in folklore. \\\ Showing all 9 items. But once a Griffin hits puberty, they turn into a full-blown bozo. Plot. This is Peter Griffin's pen1s Video. Brian, I need your help with Stewie on the flight. Everything on Groupon is just a trick to Get Out black people. You're not gonna grow up to be dumb. No. He was also somehow able to get ahold of various forms of weaponry from grenades to guns to arrows and would constantly use them in an attempt to kill Lois, which he would always fail at. Oh, there he is. Now, here's a song that's basically directions to Boston. At some point you have to let me braid it! That man over there reading a book by himself has offered to pay for your meal if you move to a table outside. Phone number: 235-blank-blank-3- blank-blank-blank-blank. They have very little control in their lives, so the key, and I mean key... is to make them an active participant in these decisions. Post it to the ToonyPhotos Facebook page and it will appear on here within 24 hours! Hey, Stewie, we really crushed it last night in that escape room, huh? Spaghetti. Press J to jump to the feed. Yeah, you know, veins. no. Are you ready to watch me play guitar on a stool? Meanwhile, the families of Spooner Street go into escape rooms. You can also post them on Twitter using the #toonyphotos hashtag. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You're paying for their meal, so you can't be the dick. The end of the episode reveals it actually being a historical video, projected to a group of students in th… Bye. As they chat later at home, Brian points out that Stewie will lose his intelligence at puberty and provides a video that makes Chris look smart as a baby. Ha! The "toilet" turns out to be the time machine, and Mort is sent to the past. Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby. No. Chris and Meg were just as smart as you were. Watch baby shows on TV. Easy adaptor fits most sinks Great for shampooing your hair, watering plants, bathing babies, bathing pets and more! That's impossible. It ran on Sunday nights between May and July 2010 on BBC Three in the UK. Ironically, the one time he tries tactics that would be fatal, Death's ankle was broken at the time, preventing anyone from dying. But then Stewie turns to the camera and reveals the dark yellow eyes from Evil Stewie. This fat head is already paying dividends! Ugh, don't say "crushed" like you're trying to sell me a Range Rover. Hey, uh, Jerome, can you give us a minute to discuss this as a group? I just wish they would mix more of evil Stewie back into the plot lines. But it's not that bad-- th-there's plenty of sober stuff we can do together. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ Fibonacci is also a reference to a sequence of numbers where every number after the first two is the sum of the two preceding ones. You will all be locked in identical rooms where you will solve a series of puzzles using clues hidden around the room. Yes! I bet she orders the eggplant parmesan like it's something fancy. Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian (Drew Barrymore) on a double date. When the bird eventually leaves Peter's beard, it also leaves its three eggs behind and they all hatch and Peter compares them to his own kids. They may not be with us in person, but they are with us in spirit. ♪. While the neighbors are watching the Oscars at the Griffins' house, Mort needs to use the bathroom so desperately that he runs into what he thinks is a portable toilet in Stewie's room. As much as I hated being around a condescending baby, I prefer that to a screaming bag of leaking crap. Jump to: References (7) | Spoofs (2 ) ... in dialogue. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! It just turns you into a regular baby. Alright Brian, I'll do that right away. 46. ♪ As we go on ♪ Goatee with little, tiny eyes. I'll just yank on the desk drawer until it opens. Just like how Sylvester Stallone needs help getting ready in the morning. Stewie (sighs): Okay. Oh, oh, I know, I know. I don't know if we should be betting. You can even turn your house, car, and pets into cartoons as well! Yes, I look like a man who owns domestic rats. When Quagmire is unable to drink with the guys due to medications, they all decide to do a non-drinking activity by going to an escape room with their families. Unable to cope with Stewie's baby form, he tries to undo the damage but has several misfires, with a gremlin-like creature being the end result. I also miss evil *** little Stewie, but I also think the current is funny too. https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Stewie?oldid=229215. Finally, I need you to sew the long plastic tube from the vacuum cleaner onto this pair of underwear. After that, go to Shake Shack and pick up four burgers. Like so early you still hear people outside mowing their lawns. A dad and his young daughter turn their Covid isolation into a popular ... based journalist Jeremy Smith and his 10-year-old daughter Rasa discuss on a regular basis. His attempt at correcting this turns him into a normal baby, which is essentially a case of Death of Personality. Just nobody come in or look in. ♪ Come whatever ♪, ♪ We will still be ♪ Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Start Turning Photos into Cartoons! I'll find it. I think it's time to change you back, Stewie. (hangs up phone) Great, now I have another chore to do. ♪. Baby Stewie no. You just copied my answer and took credit. I have a kite in my car. His birth has been shown multiple times in the series, via cutaway gags and canonical scenes, all of which with varying narratives. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. [Chris does weird sexual stuff with the vacuum cleaner, batteries, dish towels, and burgers] Chris: You don't wanna be in here, dude. In "Baby Stewie", Stewie's gene altering device operation manual is filled with images of him with Chris Hemsworth haircuts. Furthermore, the werewolf gene must be \"triggered\" by taking the life of a human, either intentionally or by accident, in order to gain access to their enhanced physical abilities, though this comes at the cost of transforming into a wolf during every full moon. ♪ All the times we ♪, ♪ And as our lives change ♪ One hatchling's face turns into Stewie and another turns into Chris, then Peter forgets about Meg and imagines the third hatchling as an off-colored Boba Fett. Stewie Griffin started off as a evil genius, bent on taking over the world and also killing his mother, Lois Griffin. As Peter and Lois bumble their way through, Stewie informs Brian of the answer to the problem. Baby Stewie Stewie's experiment goes awry. Season: 18 Episode: 15 Total Episode Count: 344 Prod. My science is correct. "Would you like to add a Hemsworth haircut?" ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Stewie?oldid=140291. All right, I've put in all my desired genetic modifications. And once you do that... you'll see... a big... difference. Even in Target, 'cause who's gonna tell you you can't? Things like Baby Einstein and other programming on early-morning channels will often cater to a pre-verbal audience, making it an excellent way to get back into baby … Stewie, I'm serious. Doesn't matter which ones. Where the hell is my white wine with Sprite in it?! I know that there's got to be a part of you inside there that can understand me, and maybe Rupert can help you remember. Stewie decides to stop the process by rearranging his DNA, but ends up reverting himself to a real baby. I think taking out that DNA turned you into a regular baby. These are all just sketches of Stewie with different Hemsworth haircuts. I don't know, Bozo the tax accountant? Look at those idiots. SHIT! Yeah, like-like the most you're allowed to give. (light turns green, Stewie drives off) (Scene cuts to Stewie driving up to florist shop, only for a sign on the door to say "Closed on 4th of July". Uh, no, no, no. Unable to cope with Stewie's baby form, he tries to undo the damage but has several misfires, with a gremlin-like creature being the end result. Turn Your Sink Into A Handy Shower! In the corner of the room, 'cause you threw 'em at a ceiling spider. Well, the good news is, since you do a s*x advice podcast-- which I really like, by the way-- every time you... ( honks twice ) it's a write-off. Baby Stewie (2020) Connections. Stewie doesn't like him so he decides to take matters into his own hands. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Stewie is briefly transformed into Audrey Jr. Gremlins (1984) Stewie's gene splicing machine turns him into a Gremlin. Despite this, he has not killed as many victims as one might think, especially not Lois. Welcome to my escape room! (Lois turns on the Washer) Stewie: (gasps) Oooh oooh! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 26, 2009. Quagmire, excuse my Wisconsin mouth, but... ( Wisconsin accent ): why the heck are you not drinkin', for cripes' sake? Try looking in the last place you left them. Season: 12 Episode: 21 Total Episode Count: 231 Prod. The outcome is hilarious. Peter: Kissing a cross before you get-a on a airplane. You can't go in this machine, Stewie. Big, fat face. Uh, "A client needs your help. Brian: No. [Brian changes Stewie's form to try and set him back to normal] Brian: No. A new kind of "Cheerio" Chap Stewie Stewie alters his own birth and becomes British. Tear 'em in half and lay 'em on the floor in my room. Lois: His preschool teacher said he took home the Flat Stanley this weekend, and she needs it back. Well, whoever told you that was half right. He wasn't solving one. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? The Griffins appear to ignore most of what Stewie says, though on occasion they have responded to his speech.This has been referred in \"E. Peterbus Unum\" as a meta-joke. I saw the video. Remember Rupert? As far as the eye could see in every direction the store was stocked with a huge variety of baby clothing, cribs, car seats, playthings, bottles and breast pumps, highchairs and playpens, an endless selection of disposable diapers and shelves full of cloth diapers and plastics baby pants. ... was a baby… I thought about what you said yesterday about me growing up stupid. I'll-I'll just say the pharmacist whispers it to me. I had a night coffee, so I'm feeling jazzed. ♪ On which we used to rely? Yeah, don't you think you're being a little dramatic? He deserves his two Emmy's for providing the voice of evil baby genius Stewie. Stewie frowns and drives off…) Stewie… r/familyguy: A subreddit dedicated to the TV show *Family Guy*. Their thought process always involves food or cultural stereotypes. You see, when young kids act out, what they're really doing is asking to be heard. Peter: Hitting a kid with a wooden spoon. /// A running gag has occurred over whether or not the family can understand Stewie's speech, especially given his tendency towards homicidal remarks. I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth about Chris being a smart baby. [Brian changes Stewie again] Brian: OH, SHIT SORRY! As they walked into the Baby Superstore, Lauren marveled at the array of baby items available. Hello, puzzlers. He was eating one. Stewie's voice is provided by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who also provides the voices of Brian Griffin, Peter Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire as well as numerous other characters. 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